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PostSubject: DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINO...   Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:43 am

DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINOIn a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast -
coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.
An American, chewing a gum, sat next to him, and started an unwanted
conversation..

American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American: ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. We, Americans only eat
what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these
into croissants and sell these to the Philippines.

American Do you eat jam with bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) We don't.
Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers
into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to the Philippines.

Filipino : Do you have sex in America?

American: Of course, we do!

Filipino : What do you do with the condoms?

American: We throw them, of course!

Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines, we put them into containers,
recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to America.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! lmfao

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PostSubject: Re: DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINO...   Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:45 am

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